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The Warlizard Chronicles Audiobook
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The Warlizard Chronicles Audiobook



by Warlizard

  • Narrated by: Jeff Machado
  • Length: 5 hrs and 12 mins
  • Release date: 05-01-15
  • Language: English

My new fiancée Betty and I were sitting on the couch watching the Westminster Kennel Club dog show, when she looked over at me and casually said, “My first orgasm came from a dog.”

As I sat there stunned, trying to control my reactions and collect myself, I had two immediate thoughts:

1. Now I know why my dog likes her better. 2. I wish this was the worst thing she’d ever told me.

About the audiobook:

In The Warlizard Chronicles, Warlizard tells the tales of a misspent youth, from the story of his “dog-gasmic” ex-fiancée to the logic of serving as a German linguist in Iraq. The stories are light, fast-paced, graphic, and not remotely safe for work. You have been warned.

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5 hrs and 12 mins

Narrated by

Jeff Machado

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