My name is Richard Miller, but you can call me Dick. Everyone else does. I’m vice president of the United States. It’s my pleasure to serve this beautiful country, one beautiful woman at a time. You see, I’m not just some dishonest politician. Everyone can see what I’ve got up my sleeve, or in this case, in my slacks.
I’m a very busy man.
There are so many perks that come with my job, like perky interns and secretaries. It isn’t enough. I’m not happy with being VP. The president sits in his office, pathetic and weak. He can’t even please his wife; how can he please our citizens? I’ve already been doing his job in the bedroom, if you know what I mean. The first lady is deprived, and so is this great nation.
The people need a strong, virile man to take charge. I’ve spent too much time hiding behind a podium. I’m going to make sure America sees all of me on the campaign trail. That’s right. I’m running for the highest office in the land.
My policies are as clear and visible as the outline in my slacks. I’m ready to take care of our people, from the deprived housewives to the lonely women of America. Unlike our poor, pallid president, I love talking to the press. I love to give my interviewers the naked truth, letting them see me from all sides.
On the campaign trail, I have to stay busy proving my passion to the stunning women of America. I hope you’ll head to the polls and choose Dick for president of the United States.
Warning: this book is part of Aurelia Hilton’s hot, sexy, and steamy romance novel…. Things will get hot and steamy…. Find out what happens in this fiction when everything goes weirdly wrong…because it’s wild!