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Rip-Off! Audiobook
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Rip-Off! Audiobook



by John Scalzi

  • Narrated by: Wil Wheaton
  • Length: 11 hrs and 58 mins
  • Release date: 12-18-12
  • Language: English

Audie Award Finalist, Original Work, 2014

In Rip-Off!, 13 of today’s best and most honored writers of speculative fiction face a challenge even they would be hard-pressed to conceive: Pick your favorite opening line from a classic piece of fiction (or even non-fiction) – then use it as the first sentence of an entirely original short story.

In the world of Rip-Off!, “Call me Ishmael” introduces a tough-as-nails private eye – who carries a harpoon; The Wonderful Wizard of Oz inspires the tale of an aging female astronaut who’s being treated by a doctor named Dorothy Gale; and Huckleberry Finn leads to a wild ride with a foul-mouthed riverboat captain who plies the waters of Hell.

Once you listen to Rip-Off! you’ll agree: If Shakespeare or Dickens were alive today, they’d be ripping off the authors in this great collection.

The stories included in Rip-Off! are:

  • “Fireborn” by Robert Charles Wilson
  • “The Evening Line” by Mike Resnick
  • “No Decent Patrimony” by Elizabeth Bear
  • “The Big Whale” by Allen M. Steele
  • “Begone” by Daryl Gregory
  • “The Red Menace” by Lavie Tidhar
  • “Muse of Fire” by John Scalzi
  • “Writer’s Block” by Nancy Kress
  • “Highland Reel” by Jack Campbell
  • “Karin Coxswain or Death as She Is Truly Lived” by Paul Di Filippo
  • “The Lady Astronaut of Mars” by Mary Robinette Kowal
  • “Every Fuzzy Beast of the Earth, Every Pink Fowl of the Air” by Tad Williams
  • “Declaration” by James Patrick Kelly

As a bonus, the authors introduce their stories, explaining what they ripped-off – and why.

Rip-Off! was produced in partnership with SFWA – Science Fiction & Fantasy Writers of America. Gardner Dozois served as project editor.

The full list of narrators includes: Wil Wheaton, Scott Brick, Christian Rummel, Jonathan Davis, Khristine Hvam, L.J. Ganser, Stefan Rudnicki, David Marantz, Nicola Barber, Dina Pearlman, Allyson Johnson, Marc Vietor, and Ilyana Kadushin.

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Release date



11 hrs and 58 mins

Narrated by

Caitlin Kelly, Wil Wheaton


Allen Steele, Gardner Dozois (editor), Jack Campbell, John Scalzi, Lavie Tidhar, Mike Resnick, Nancy Kress


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